Jimmy Kimmel Wants Canada to Save Us, Eh?

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Oh, Canada

President Trump agreed to suspend his threatened tariffs on Canada’s exports after making a deal with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday.

Trump said he considered Canada’s “concessions” a “big victory,” but Jimmy Kimmel noted on Tuesday that Trudeau had reiterated a border commitment that he’d already announced.

”That’s right, under President Trump, our allies will be reiterating in their boots from now on,” Kimmel said.

“Next, his plan is he’s going to force France to give us the Statue of Liberty. Won’t that be nice? The art of the deal.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Anyway, if you’re looking for Senator Kennedy’s wife, she’s the woman in the grocery store yelling at the eggs: ‘You stay away from my husband, you cage-free sluts!’” — DESI LYDIC

“I’m just kidding — I’m sure she prefers eggs to having sex with him, too.” — DESI LYDIC

The Bits Worth Watching

Japanese Breakfast performed on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”

What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night

The first-time director Julia Stiles will discuss her feature debut, “Wish You Were Here,” on “The Daily Show.”

Also, Check This Out

Larissa FastHorse, the first Native American playwright to have a show on Broadway, has followed up her acclaimed satire “The Thanksgiving Play” with “Fake It Until You Make It.”