‘Virtually Ours’ and the power of AI have created a new, unique way of matchmaking
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Need a guy? A girl? A sub? A temp? A try-out?
Little Mother is telling you there’s now a new dating app that meets live theater.
New musical “Virtually Ours” is an innovative, tech-infused, rom-com musical thing. Part love story, part social experiment, it lets patrons buy their own website ticket and post online that they’re looking for love — or some reasonable facsimile temp.
A dating app meets live theater! It’s an AI thing. And works without Elon Musk. Caution: Doing anything in the aisles is not allowed. We’re talking a classy operation.
The premiere’s March 3 at 7 p.m., part of Spark Theatre Festival (312 W. 36th St., third floor). You expected maybe Radio City Music Hall?! It explores the highs, lows, ins and outs, ups and downs and unexpected twists of AI-driven matchmaking. Theatergoers get a chance to step or lie or wriggle in the happening themselves.
The experience does not come with a candy bar. If you’re grabbing what you want, just figure the Hershey bar as an extra cost.
And after the final bow? Hey, you might walk away with more than a great night — early afternoon/snowy weekend — as a result. Gents, pay attention. Broadway may now be for the broads.
Rising again
WHILE we’re talking boy meets girl — let us discuss ugh/oy/grr — Anthony Weiner. He can’t make a buck any other way but being on the dole so he’s looking to make a comeback.
Like from what?! His biggest contribution to public life was showing his thing — his weiner — naked to the world. How about that for public life. Not like his Brooklyn constituency had never seen such an item before.
He didn’t make any professional point. He just unzipped and — empty, nude, unclothed, unBVD’d — flashed that thing to the world. No law, idea, no creative concept, no drawers. Just unzipped and showed his penis to civilization. Not like others in his Brooklyn neighborhood couldn’t recognize such an item from previous rehearsals before.
Now he wants to run — or flash slowly — again.
So what’s he ready to do now? Show his behind? Possibly an 8-by-10 enlargement of his crotch in color? Although some people won’t even sit next to him at a function, I look forward to the next unscheduled viewing of his urinary tract.
I hear they’ll hold a raffle for a seat next to him.
A couch next to him is extra.
‘Lotus’ in bloom
OUR planet’s going nuts. A Thai hotel where bad things happen to bad people is on HBO Season 3. This time it’s Parker Posey, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Michelle Monaghan’s “White Lotus” competes for men, drugs, spas and booze.
Michelle: “It’s conditioning to be competitive and constantly say ‘Am I enough?’ Then the unraveling begins.”
Its creator Mike White, says: “I liked the Thai monkeys. Our human and animal monkey business streams on HBO Max Sundays.”
