Freaked-out flyer complains of warm, hard object poking their elbow

There’s trouble afoot at 30,000 feet. 

Nearly nothing stinks worse than being seated near an inconsiderate slob on an airplane. And, unfortunately, one frequent flyer’s flight was majorly funked up by a thoughtless fellow traveler’s rank tootsies. 

“You’re on a plane. Sitting at a window seat. Suddenly your left elbow is poked by something hard [and] warm,” griped a panicked passenger, who detailed his foul flight on Reddit. 

“You turn to see this,” continued the anonymous complainer, adding a snapshot of an unidentified flyer’s foot. 

The person seated behind him had propped their pungent pups up against his armrest, invading his personal space and stinking up the place. 

“[What do you do?],” asked the freaked Redditor. 

Traumatizing folks with one’s bunions is an offense that’s just plane rotten — but all too common. 

Content creator Cam Casey recently exacted “instant” revenge on a jerky jet-setter who planted their flip-flopped feet beneath his seat. 

In a viral vid, a vexed Casey uncapped his water bottle and poured the liquid on the culprit’s exposed toes. The uncaring rascal recoiled immediately.

The issue of bare feet has become so troubling that airlines such as American Airlines and United have been forced to implement rules barring folks from going shoe-free on flights. 

But, in the case of the Reddit user — who clearly wasn’t flying with a brand that bans barefoot shenanigans — social media savages weighed in with several unique ways he could punish the “uncivilized” creep for terrorizing him with their feet. 

“Tickle it,” wisecracked a commenter. “Then hit it with the buckle of the seatbelt very hard till fracture the toe.”