The LELO Soraya Wave is 30% off for early Black Friday
Well, well. Look who’s decided to get a jump on their holiday shopping. And by “holiday shopping,” I mean “treating yourself to a little battery-operated boyfriend.” Because let’s face it, nothing says “festive cheer” quite like a high-tech orgasm machine that’s more reliable than your ex and less likely to ghost you after a night of passion.
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Enter the LELO Soraya Wave, the Rolls-Royce of rabbit vibrators and my personal savior. This is the kind of vibrator that makes you cancel plans, forget to feed your cat, and seriously consider naming it as your emergency contact. It’s been my faithful companion through thick and thin, through good times and bad, through that one horrific Tinder date where I wished I’d just stayed home with my silicone soulmate instead. The best bit? It’s currently over $75 off its original price as an early Black Friday deal.
Now, I know what you’re thinking (and likely about to comment). “A sex toy? For Black Friday? How depraved!” Clutch your pearls all you want, but if this deal is hotter than your love life, then it’s time to add it to your cart.
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Pros:
- WaveMotion technology for G-spot stimulation
- Powerful dual motors
- Waterproof
- Long battery life
- Luxurious, body-safe materials
Cons:
- Higher price point (but hey, that’s what this sale is for!)
- May be too intense for beginners
- Cleaning requires extra care due to its shape
The LELO Soraya Wave is a luxury rabbit vibrator that combines external and internal stimulation. It features LELO’s WaveMotion technology, mimicking the come-hither motion, along with powerful vibrations for clitoral stimulation. Made of body-safe silicone, it’s waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and offers multiple vibration patterns and intensities.
The first time I used it, I swear I saw stars. The WaveMotion technology is like having a tiny, tireless lover living in your nightstand. It hit spots I didn’t even know I had, and the dual stimulation? Let’s just say I’ve had to apologize to my neighbor. Is it an investment? Sure. But so is therapy, and considering the cost per orgasm over time, it’s practically paying me at this point.
Now at a price that won’t make your credit sob uncontrollably, the LELO Soraya Wave is yours for the taking. Whether you’re looking to jazz up your solo symphony, add some fireworks to your partnered play, or just need a reliable companion for those long nights spent binge-watching true crime documentaries, this little wonder has got your back (and your front, if I’m being anatomically correct).
And let’s be honest, in a world where everything’s going to hell in a handbasket, don’t we all deserve a little buzzy bliss?
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